Posted 11 years ago
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WAR breaks out between China and Japan 259 BC, over disputed islands in East China Sea! A Story in 5 Photos! Photo 1: Emperor Huang is in his (copper Chariot, hand painted,) and is guarded by his fierce Foo Dogs, (bronze casted yr.?) and the famous! TAIL UP HIGH, Prancing Boy Pony, (bronze casted), Japan sent its fiercest warriors to do battle! Copper Candle Holder MONKEYZILLA! (Mean, Angry, Radioactive, Direct result of Atomic Bombs the USA dropped on Japan WW-2) and a powerful Shogun riding MACHO, a galloping, handsome stallion. Photo 2, One foreigner from the USA observed this battle, Rodney King! And he had a powerful message to the leaders of both China and Japan! Photo 3 Emperor Huang asked all religions in China to pray for Victory! But Ji Gong the drunken Monk was in a stupor and could not pray! He was thinking about Rare Kobe Beef Burgers, and his dream girl A. W. whose picture is in his Dragon drinking cup, used for Ta-YEI or Toddy Juice. And the Holy Man on Burro has no time to pray, he is chasing Rhino Horn to pay off gambling debts from Mahjong and Cricket Fights! (Ji Gong marble statue circa?, Holy Man 7.5 lb. circa?, Rhino, hand carved Africa, Cricket House carved shell and silver, Mahjong bracelet Ivory) Photo 4-5 In the USA V.P. Joe Biden holds a news conference and declares: "REMEMBER THE MAINE!" this false cry worked in 1898 Spanish American War, it can work again! and he sends the (Milk Glass, mfg. 1900) Battleship Oregon to seize the Islands for the USA! He then yells: "We stole the Hawaiian Is. fair and square! We can steal these too!! That is when Alex Wagner MSNBC (most beautiful Asian news woman in the world, not in my collection, YET! Alex has her own TV show on MSNBC called Alex Wagner NOW, I wish!) yelled! "Mr. V. P. ARE YOU ON YABA!!" The V.P. said one word "MALARKEY" see below
"MARLARKEY" and he left! But MACHO and TAIL UP HIGH escaped and were stowaways on a freighter to So. Amer. and wound up in Ecuador chewing coca leaves on the altiplano AND then a voice from above and all the world heard! It was Rodney King, and he said "CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG..LIKE THOSE TWO HORSES!
Llama painting by Hector Gustavo Moncayo Merino, One of Ecuador's best artist, it is posted in one of my earlier post.
Special thanks to 1 bottle Smoking Loon old vine Zinfandel 14% and 1/2 bottle of Fetzer's Pinot Noir 13%, They gave me the courage and insight to write this, ($6.99 & $5.99 Safeway!)
I will only except a Pulitzer if it is shared with Rodney King...
Thank you! I was up until 3 am, now recovering with a hangover! haha thanks again!!
Thanks Geno!
Ji Gong has a message for MSNBC's Chris H. - Jealousy over A. W. will only cause you pain. You will feel like you are being waterboarded by D. Cheney. Try meditation, if that does not work, do what I do! Take 1mg. Klonopin and 2mg Ativan and wash it down with 12oz. of Mezcal.
Ji Gong or Chi Gong?
Just saw on BBC's Flogit! a rhino horn walking stick discovered and sold.
Also learnt about 'pizzle sticks canes'.
Take aspirin before going to bed, works well if I remember.
Ji Gong is the drunken Monk, They still make movies about him! How do they make a walking cane from pizzles!
Amazing story thanks