Posted 8 years ago
SpiritBear
(813 items)
I am now entitled to:
drive around, over or under any car, bus, street car, auto of freight train, and to frighten old women and children at will.
I hold the right of way, am not allowed to drive less than 80 miles an hour through traffic and am expected to disobey all signals, particularly police-men's whistles.
I'm also entitled to all the road at all times, to make wrong turns at the right time and to entirely ignore red stop lights, and stop signs, or tickets given by motorcycle policemen. This license holds good until death.
They told me that Hell isn't half full-- it won't be long now!
From the Safety Last Council.
Signed by J. M. Reckless and Hitten Run.
And fully endorsed by City Council member Loos Marbles. [;>)
LOL, Nevada.
Glad you enjoyed it.
LOL!!!!!!!!! THIS IS FUNNY !!
I know who I'm gonna give it to, too. And he's gonna die laughing. :P
This is really funny! Thanks for sharing, Spirit =)
Wanna come driving with me? :P
Not if your name is on this permit lol
LOL.
In all seriousness, my step-nephew is in driver's training. A copy of this would be a nice gift for when he gets his permit. :)
I can think of a couple of people, too, to whom i would love to award this, hoping they'll get a clue.
LOL. I don't really like riding with others, as I never feel like they drive well.
That's most drivers. Dx