Posted 9 years ago
vintagelamp
(1097 items)
Now that we are in a deep freeze, I like to think of summer. Meet "Gerty" The Killer Pink Flamingo who lives in my back yard during the summer moths. She eats dogs and other unsuspecting creatures for snacks. I'll bet you have never seen another flamingo like "Gerty." She was created by an artist who lives in an old former church in my neighborhood. Isn't she cool?
Yep, cool!
The dog does look nervous.
I like the third picture... puppy photo bomb...
and Karen is right.... He looks like he is a bit scared...
Yes, he was scared right before Gertie pounced on him...
Thanks racer and DrFluffy
beautiful!!!
Thanks Sean!
This is amazing! So cool!!
Yes, be careful with the lovely dog ;)
Thank you! Virginia
Reminds me of some dreams a few nites ago, after eating some old cheese!
...and, I thought that I was your worst nightmare...
that's what you get when you cross a maribou stork w/ a pink flamingo!
Waaah, cool! My doggies would growl at Gerty, but I do love her very much too !
ho2cultcha and kyra...LOL! Thank you!!!
Lamp, re #10. Not yet!
blunder LOL!
eye4, sure....
but the dog is fake...
LOL! eye4...at least it is not a pink elephant!
Lamp, we have until 1:Pm Sat. to find out! LOL!
Ahhh!!! You are incredible eye!!
Now the yerba is hallucinogenic :)
Mmm...are you safe that was the yerba? lol! ;)
I'll ask the guy who made this to send blunder and eye4 pink ellys to put in their yards...but, maybe they don't need the real version...
Virginia to the rescue!!!!!!!
Look again eye4. Don't you see the 2 pink "elephats" too? Closing one eye sometimes helps perspective, but not in this case. Maybe closing both? I'll try that next but may not get back to you. LOL!
blunder...what are elephats???
Ahhhh, Yess, dear vl, good idea!! :)
..."maybe closing both", I cant stop to laugh!
blunder and his brain!!! :)
Virginia...what brain???
Lamp, you don't know what elefants are? They are really big & have long noses and in this case, are pink. They get goo between their toes when they step on villagers. Where have you been?
Mmm, yes, can understand but...are you safe that he is a good guy? :)
blunder...I've been in a "sane" part of the world...
*30 A big lol vl !!!!!!!!!! :)
STAFF!! "Runaway poste"! Send riot squad quick!! The considibbles have stormed the gate!
Help Virginia...I am being attacked by "elephats!"
blunder....Did you start early??? It is not Friday yeT!!!!
eye4..Good move!
Eye4, I'll exit stage right. Don't want to run into each other on the way out & you might spill my cup of mate!
Relax blunder and drink a beer, we love you! :)
Virginia ...tomorrow for sure for the beer. Thanks for rescuing me...
Lamp, just stay out from being "underfoot"! My calender says Friday every day.
Ahhh my friend! I want to help you but these guys are...so funny!!!!!! :)))
Virginia...you mean funny in the head????
vl, look at this, he is living in a eternal Friday, and I think.. this is great!!!!!
blunder...where do I buy those calenders?
virginia...send the robot in attack mode!
Nice!!!! vgelampjunior said that he will help you soon!!
I appreciate you vintage. I've been loved a lot but miss being wanted. Last time that happened there was a poster issued! LOL!!
virginia...he does look like me...
eye4, quit monkeying around!
blunder, I saw the poster!
Im safe that Hollywood is your place blunder!!!
vl, you with blunder and eye would make the best show! :))
Virginia... keep the robot boy away from the elephants...I would miss him!
Lamp. Re:34. have you found a "sane part of the world"? Tell me where it is so I can fly around it. Certainly not Uncle Sambo's Plantation! By the way, I do actually have a real wanted poster & have been tempted to poste it. They lost their case because they never had anything because I hadn't done anything (then!). Laughable now, but not at the time!
Virginia...not everyone would agree...
You right vl!! ahhhh lol!
blunder...you never cease to amaze...
Is ok vl but I will be so happy ;)
virginia... thanks for making me laugh!
The same to you dear vl!! Now Im going to sleep with a smile :)
Can you see that Gerty is a cool guy!!
Lamp, notice that I said (then!). They give rednecks TV shows, so we surely could beat that crap! I'm no T. Robbins, Kerouac or Hunter Thompson, but think between us, we could be Stars! Evanovich might be a tough competitor though! LMAO!!
loved it virginia, blunder, eye4... goodnight and more comedy on the horizon!!!
oh, virginia...gerty is a female!!!
Lamp, how do you know Gerty is a female? Wait a minute! I think I hear a drone hovering over the house!!
She is anatomically correct...
It is not a drone, it is Gerty in heat...
Lamp. Are you sure about the drone? I can always drive to a friends house with my lights out. Rumor is that St. Maarten is in the 10 top nuclear targets for the States!
blunder...yes, Gertie will protect you from all harm...no worries...
All safe lamp. it was just an overhead fan needing oiling. Hey, I'm not paranoid! I KNOW I'm being followed! LOL!! Idea for the back of a T-shirt, "I'M NOT PARANOID. BUT YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT SINCE YOU ARE FOLLOWING ME! LOL!!
A new record! 7 "LOVES" & 72 posts!! Lamp, how much for Gertie? I will feel safer with her close. Also, it's cold here. 74F tonite!! Is she bed-broken? My last "bed-warmer" got away because I left the gate open. She did say "Baa, baa" when she left. LOL!!
blunder, so approp. for the MH Dept. LOL!
7!!! People have no taste! 74!!!!!!!! snowing here...damn!!! I will keep Gertie in that case!!
Lamp, I sure don't want to get this started again as it wore me out last nite! I'm in Atlantic Time Zone. It was fun, I admit, but glad it's over & probably staff is too. "MH" is mental health? Do they have a branch in SXM? I doubt they could handle the whole population though!
blunder, eye4, virginia...I was yawning all day at work but I enjoyed it. To bed early tonight...
blunder ...yes...MH =Mental Health...told them to keep a bed warm for you.
this is just so great!!
ho2cultcha,
Thank you so much!